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[2009-02-02 16:15]

I went to the Merriam-Webster website recently to find a synonym for "hero" and came up with the following result (singular):

hero

One entry found.

Entry Word: hero
Function: noun

Text: a large sandwich on a long split roll<shared a foot-long meatball hero with his friend>� see SUBMARINE

Really? That's it?

Well that really puts a new spin on songs like Tina Turner's "We Don't Need Another Hero" and Willie Nelson's "My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys." Ew.