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[2008-02-08 18:30]

It was just a matter of time, but Google found me. I haven't searched for awhile so I can't say exactly how long it took, but it's been a little over two years since I started this twaddle. But, now that I'm part of the blogosphere* I probably should try to clean up my act: no more writing entries during the commercial breaks in Lost; be less weasely; learn how to punctuate correctly, and so on.

I probably should think of more interesting things to write about too, but that's not gonna happen.

Speaking of which (not really), occasionally I imagine that I'd make a great astronaut. Not because I know anything really about astrophysics (I know just enough to think I know something), or because I'm in good physical shape (unless "good" means built like Danny Devito). I think I'd make a good astronaut because I can spend days on end alone and cooped up in small confines with no natural light. So, as long as I have enough food, water, pr0n and/or other computer-based entertainment, I'm ready for that 9 month trip to Mars.

And that makes me think that if Earth is ever visited by extra-terrestrials, maybe they'll be just as neurotic as I am. In fact, we probably have been invaded by little green men already. They're just really passive-aggressive.

* I'm sure I'm just an ingrown hair on the ass of the blogosphere, but... well... it could be worse.

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Update [2008-02-09 19:30]: Washington state held its Democratic caucuses today and... (drum roll)... Barack Obama swept the state. Woo hoo! I'm pleased, but surprised that Clinton didn't do better, winning only Douglas county.